insanity.in.style.

Rubi (n):

1. An nineteen year old from Melbourne

2. Bit of a geek

3.Fangirl

glowpinkstah:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

(via xena-oreo-princess)

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

Anonymous asked: your wife is a very lucky woman

deadwright:

i don’t have a wife. i’m single.

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via rvmanoff)

brattylifts:

I hope you are giving yourself enough food and water. I hope you are eating yummy ice cream when you want it and skipping the gym to hang out with your friends sometimes. I hope you are not letting anyone tell you how to live and removing the toxic people from your life. I hope you are making the best decisions for yourself and taking care of yourself in every way. I hope you are happy.

(via rvmanoff)